ZODIAC CHRISTMAS

"What can I give you this Christmas?"

[These gift ideas are taken from Chazz's "Zodiac Christmas" string.  I never found the time to join in while it was online, but I've added my own suggestions before putting this page up, thus forming a kind of Top Ten list.  If you have your own gift ideas, send them here.

This is one of my personal favorites at the Archives. :-)

-- The Editor]

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

Aries
  1. Red racing motorcycle with matching red crash helmet. (Chazz)
  2. Your own ARMY! (~*Moonlady*~)
  3. A brightly colored wool hat to warm & cover that brilliant brain! (Astral_J)
  4. Toy soldiers for the little ones, or a biography of a famous general for grown-ups! (Born To Wonder)
  5. An extreme sports get away ( here is where the crash helmet would probably be a good gift too LOL ) or adventure package (maybe for two *S*), oh and who could forget the FAST car!  (Tigerlilie)
  6. a ruler to ponctuate each and every order  (Poupou)
  7. A warm letter telling them why you love them. (Poupou)
  8. a pair of ~stud~ cufflinks (Rita)
  9. The LATEST kung fu video..and give it to them FIRST so they don't scream....MINE  (Beb22)
  10. A new war, or a trip to wherever no man has gone before. (Pathfinder)
Taurus
  1.  Anything that has true value....or just send cash!  (Chazz)
  2. A Wallet...to hold all of the money you're expecting to make!  (~*Moonlady*~)
  3.  A large guilded box of GODIVA chocolates to show appreciation and value...:)   (Astral_J)
  4. How about high quality camping gear for the ones who are nature lovers? Or a guitar for those musically inclined?  (Born To Wonder)
  5. A great sound system and a new comfortable set of furniture to sink into on cozy nights.  (Tigerlilie)
  6. an extra roof in case theirs gets blown away by the wind. (Poupou)
  7. dinner in a fine restaurant (candlelight a must!)  (Poupou)
  8. info about everyone else's bank accounts  (Rita)
  9. A valour robe wrapped in a velvet box with chocolates on the bow...so they can eat and unwrap...  (Beb22)
  10. Sure, a wallet-- but make sure it's loaded. (Pathfinder)


Gemini

  1. 10 year membership to a singles dating service....or a puzzle with no solution.  (Chazz)
  2. .A set of books with contrasting subject matter! One for each TWIN!  (~*Moonlady*~)
  3. A Book-Of-The-Month Club and Reader's Digest subscription along with monthly crossword puzzle magazines to keep your eyes crusing along.  (Astral_J)
  4. Definately whatever you get them, make sure it's more than ONE thing!  And it can be anything, because they love it all. (For a while, anyway *LOL)  I'd love two tickets to a concert or play. (Born To Wonder)
  5. A long distance calling card & a night out of town. (Tigerlilie)
  6. A book with empty pages so they can write their own stories, record the main lines of their telephone conversations, remember the best advertising slogans, have their grocery lists with them, jot down who they owe and e-mail or two and draw the guy-seating-next-to-them-in-the-bus' nose. (Poupou)
  7. A weekend out in another city.  (Poupou)
  8. A mobile phone - pre paid for a year.  (Rita)
  9. A cell phone that has NOT been activated yet... THE BILL.... THE BILL.... !!! (Beb22)
  10. A pair of parrots, a tape recorder, or just give them the TV clicker.  (Pathfinder)
Cancer
  1. Something sentimental, nevermind anything you give them will become sentimental and collectible. (Chazz)
  2. A Mobile Home... so you'd NEVER have to be without it! *LOL* (~*Moonlady*~)
  3. Either a long strand of cultured pearls with a decorated clascp or an aquarium filled water wigglers and sea fauna. (Astral_J)
  4. A Martha Stewart cookbook or an antique quilt. (Born To Wonder)
  5. Diary, a nice chest or something to store momentoes in, & some nostalgic trinkets.  (Tigerlilie)
  6. A Put Anything You Can In The Basket in 60 Seconds party at the grocery.  (Poupou)
  7. A White Victorian nightgown. (Poupou)
  8. A batch of newly laid eggs to sit on and hatch. (Rita)
  9. HOME MADE cakes... pies... cookies... fig preserves... banana puddings... fruit cakes... gummy bears... meat cakes... STOP ME... LOL  (Beb22)
  10. A time machine to bring them back to the past. (Pathfinder)
Leo
  1. A throne, septor, robe and crown, complete with royal subjects and all...... or a one year supply of hair care products.  (Chazz)
  2. a GREAT BIG MIRROR so you could admire yourself! *S*  (~*Moonlady*~)
  3. The top of the line... (perfume/cologne)(singl-malt scotch)(lion door stops)(original art) along with a season front row ticket to the show-of-the-month!  (Astral_J)
  4. Chanel makeup brushes for her - not sure what the Lion would want. Doesn't he have it all?  (Born To Wonder)
  5. A weeks trip to a spa, glamore shots pakage & a months paid maid or other mennial service.  (Tigerlilie)
  6. A portable spotlight and reusable audience that conveniently stores itself in the walkn closet. (Poupou)
  7. A pair of sunglasses to wear in their convertible. (Poupou)
  8. A mirror. (Rita)
  9. A GOLD crown... to go with the GOLD silk robe running 3 feet behind them... GOLD slippers... and a picture of them in the pocket of the robe..... (Beb22)
  10. Their first starring role in a movie, or a personal hairdresser. (Pathfinder)
Virgo
  1. An organizer with thousands of little compartments..... or a Taurus with lots of money.  (Chazz)
  2. A Maid.... so everything will be SPIC N SPAN!!!!  (~*Moonlady*~)
  3. Organizers for the bathroom, a new calculator and the newest psychological best seller. (Astral_J)
  4. A book on herbal healing and some aromatherapy candles. (Born To Wonder)
  5. Books, a good back massage, a beautiful set. (Tigerlilie)
  6. A full time deaf valet - they can get on his case with no remorse and the cleaning gets done. (Poupou)
  7. A full-equipped picnic basket. (Poupou)
  8. The Hypochondriacs Encyclopedia. (Rita)
  9. A LIFE time supply of HERBS.... and directions on how to use them.... (Beb22)
  10. A chastity belt(for their mate). (Pathfinder)
Libra
  1. a bridge so they can go from one side to the other or just stand in the middle.  (Chazz)
  2. Your own Aries... so you don't have to worry about making those tough decisions... like what to have for Breakfast!  (~*Moonlady*~)
  3. A surprise holiday party, decorated tastefully/beautifully(of course) filled with all their friends. (Astral_J)
  4. Send your Libra a beautiful holiday centerpiece for their table, expensive perfume or a book of romantic poetry. (Born To Wonder)
  5. Beautiful painting, a few little but special gifts, a coin to flip to help them deside. (Tigerlilie)
  6. Two different men to choose between. (Poupou)
  7. A canopy bed (I hope it's the right way to say it!)  (Poupou)
  8. Diplomatic immunity. (Rita)
  9. Certificate for breakfast at Tiffany's... with the company of TWO male escorts... and on the card... make SURE that the writing is in YOUR OWN handwriting... saying that they can enjoy BOTH men.... *S*  (Beb22)
  10. One question: 'Will you marry me?'  (Pathfinder)
Scorpio
  1. Black satin sheets.... or a new bathroom with black marble and matching fixtures, large dark shower and hot tub with 8 jets.  (Chazz)
  2. A tireless MATE!   *G*  (~*Moonlady*~)
  3. A camcorder with a few sex toys for those personal, private/intimate moments.  (Astral_J)
  4. Mystery novels or a magic kit. (Born To Wonder)
  5. A king for the day pass, a sensual new bed room set, dectective kit.  (Tigerlilie)
  6. Give them nothing.  They'll remember you better.  (Poupou)
  7. A burnt lightbulb. No!  It's a joke!  A book of incantations.  No again!  A trip to the blood clinic.  Yikes, wrong!  Give yourself, body and soul.  Er... am I being too Aquarian again?  O.K., let's deal for a day off from work!  (Poupou)
  8. Unlimited supply of aromatherapy massage oils. (Rita)
  9. A BLACK silk hand bag with a rubix cube in it... and let them go along with the Librian for breakfast...... LOL  (Beb22)
  10. A Pamela Anderson sex tape, or an anonymous letter telling them how much you'd like to get into bed with them. (Pathfinder)
Sagittarius
  1. A plane ticket to Monte Carlo (or anywhere!)....... or a gigantic bookshelf.  (Chazz)
  2. Questions.... Questions... Questions.... and MORE QUESTIONS!  (~*Moonlady*~)
  3. Lycra/activewear tennis shorts and a gift certificate to their favorite health food store. (Astral_J)
  4. Travel accessories.  Luggage, or a backpack. (Born To Wonder)
  5. A trip for two to several 'spiritual" sites around the world, but nothing too tightly planned, an accountant to deal with the triffle matters like that, and a little puppy doggie.  (Tigerlilie)
  6. A mouth-length piece of masking tape. (Poupou)
  7. The convertible sportscar the Leo doesn't have... yet. (Poupou)
  8. Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy... and an everlasting gobstopper. (Rita)
  9. A brand NEW fishing boat..... with EVERY tackle and bait that can be found... and let them go along with the Libran and the Scorpio....... and.. gemini...taurus... aries... cancer... leo... virgo... capricorn... pisces............LMAO (Beb22)
  10. A free jump off the Niagara Falls, a job at the National Geographic, or the Bible translated into 26 different languages. (Pathfinder)
Capricorn
  1. Anything that they can make pratical use of or give struture to. (Chazz)
  2. A room full of furniture... UNASSEMBLED!  (~*Moonlady*~)
  3. A new designer leather briefcase, initiated with a Brooks Bros. tie/scarf. (Astral_J)
  4. Leather slippers and a smoking jacket.  (Born To Wonder)
  5. A laptop (or other another form sutiable to work remotely) so you can have some time with em, some good entertainment ( depending on their personal taste ), an open ear to all suggestions that you should do to improve your bottom line.  (Tigerlilie)
  6. A certificate giving them the right to be Prime Minister (or President) for a whole 24 hours. Without quitting their job on that day, nor their family responsibilities. (Poupou)
  7. The Godfather collection on home video. (Poupou)
  8. A dictatorship. (Rita)
  9. A business appointment for a one on one meeting with Bill Gates.... (Beb22)
  10. The Presidency now that the other one has been impeached. (Pathfinder)
Aquarius
  1. A  cause..... or something outrageous.... something exiting.  (Chazz)
  2. A !!!SURPRISE!!! Party full of ONLY OTHER AQUARIANS so you won't feel so different! *S*  (~*Moonlady*~)
  3. A gift certificate to the MALL of their choice with the most stores as they whiz througgh with their super-powered ability to spot ecclectic gems!  (Astral_J)
  4. Gadgets.  Any kind. Or something new for the computer.  (Born To Wonder)
  5. Encouragement on their latest project ( no matter how outthere it is ), an address book filled with all their buddy's Preferrably one of the electronic organizers, computer gadgets. (Tigerlilie)
  6. A computer.  That has crashed, that is. (Poupou)
  7. If it has buttons, or wires, or levers, or makes weird sounds when approached, it'll do. (Poupou)
  8. A thingymijig and a couple of wotsits. (Rita)
  9. A DIVORCE  (Beb22)
  10. A time machine to take them to the future. (Pathfinder)
Pisces
  1. A psychic handbook..... or a ticket to the astral realm..... book of dreams.  (Chazz)
  2. Someoen to be alone with!!! *S*  (~*Moonlady*~)
  3. A magickal and psychic reading certificate to be used anytime that will help them predict their year to come.  (Astral_J)
  4. Their favorite bottle of whiskey, scotch bourbon or wine. (Born To Wonder)
  5. A few good movies, a bottle of wine, a ticket to a spiritual workshop.  (Tigerlilie)
  6. Pocket tweezers, so they can always check that they're not dreaming.  (Poupou)
  7. A floathing bath session. (Poupou)
  8. Flotation bank. (Rita)
  9. A GOOD bottle of wine to bring to a lecture by Deepok Chopra...... accompanied by Kathie Lee Gifford.... (Beb22)
  10. Agent Mulder's "I Want To Believe" poster, or Agent Scully's tiny crucifix. (Pathfinder)

 
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